piece of crap (neil young)

Today, I have a very short fuse and everyone is walking around flicking lighters. I'm tired. I'm tired of hearing peoples petty problems. I'm tired of them expecting me to fix them somehow. I can't go back in time nor do I have control of the future. I don't care if someone drove on the sidewalk yesterday, and I can't stop pigeons from pooping on your car. Shit happens. Was anyone hurt...no?... then what? Complaining about it doesn't make it go away or stop it from happening again (yes I see the irony in me complaining). There's only one thing I can do i guess... I'm gonna start pooping on cars.

That said... here are some funny cartoons...