the seedy life

so i may be the biggest idiot on the face of the planet. why this time? well you see, yesterday after working at the store, i was on my way to entrance 50. jennifer was picking me up and we were going to her place to make butter chicken. i was a few minutes late so i was walking swiftly. i see a dude walking around followed by another dude with a camera. "oh my god. that is totally pauly shore!!" i say in my head. then, oh wow, then... pauly shore grabbed my hand and asked me to walk around the mall with him. I KNOW!!! what did i do? i said "i'm sorry, but i have to go." IDIOT!!