"happy birthday, man... but give me back my drink."

so darren had a birthday party...

at an "interesting" karaoke bar...


the list was long...

but those who were on it...


sang their asses off!!!


happy birthday darren...


i love you.

this is my soon-to-be baby cousin... and she is also our goddaughter. she is due april 26th (i think).

frosty the snowman (sung by: lots of people)

this is so fun!!

build a snowman

also try this...kinda creepy.

magic crystal

nothing (violent femmes)

recent thoughts
~ we don't go for chinese food at midnight nearly often enough
~ small slurpee lids are tricky
~ our xmas tree is beautiful
~ i love lisa
~ our car is disgustingly filthy
~ baked spaghetti is delicious

recent questions
~ why did sean ask for a hug yesterday?
~ how is angel going to get out of that metal box thing at the bottom of the ocean?
~ what is the time difference between here and japan?
~ where are we going to hide the xmas pickle?

daddy's getting married (bif naked)

gayle's engaged. i am beyond ecstatically happy for her. i want to talk to her. i want to be there. i want to see gayle get married. i really just want to see gayle.

add it up (violent femmes)

throat = sore. nose = stuffy. body = tired.

pics from my xmas party last night...


i was very self conscious in my new top (pretty though, huh?).


our entertainment for the evening was a group of hawaiian dancers.


jennifer incognito.


almost "m" of "ymca"... but mat is dancing. mat!!


niki, karleen and me infront of the epileptic christmas trees.

yup yup. lots of fun. d and i had our picture drawn by a characaturist and we won a golf package for 2. i thought he would want to take cam, but he asked me to go!! sorry cam... well, not really, but you know.

what's up (4 non-blondes)

just an update for those of you who read about my tough day last week... i saw my girl on monday and she made good on our contract. at the end of our visit, i asked her if she wanted to make another deal with me (no cutting) and she said no, cuz "our deal is already forever." she testified on tuesday and the screen was up for her (yay!!) and she is doing very well.

leave it alone (moist)

so i keep being hounded by numerous people to post something. something from the xmas party, or just something. so here... SoMeThInG!!!

more to come... but i'm a busy chica!!

hello time bomb (matthew good band)

have you ever been scared? what about sad? have you ever been so scared and so sad that you cut yourself just so that you could have one reason to explain all of the pain you feel? probably not.

today i contracted with a 14 year old girl to not hurt herself between now and monday. she had cuts all over her arms. she is going to court on tuesday to testify against the guy who sexually assaulted her. they aren't sure if they are going to put the screen up infront of her when she testifies. the defence uses this as a "tactic", the fighting for the screen to be removed, in the hopes that the witness will either run away or kill themselves before the trial. nice. i fucking hate this world.

thank god it's monday (nofx)

i would just like to say that i loved my weekend.

i love that so many people came out to my party.

i love that even the crazy drunk girl didn't ruin the evening. i love that the only thing that made me cry was the poem that mel wrote for me.

i love that jennifer gave me playdough and that everyone played with it while we were in the bar.

i love that j was the first one there and stayed for the whole night.

and people ask me why i love my birthday so much...

lodi dodi (snoop dogg)

"lodi dodi we likes to party. we don't cause trouble. we don't bother nobody."

friday night.
9pm.
the billiard club.
be there.
oh yeah.

happy birthday (the beatles)

happy birthday to me!! wanna play "find the new piercing"? it's pretty easy... it's the one that's swollen and red and looks a little bloody...

good night, good night (hot hot heat)

so i don't think that it had to do with us. we went for ice cream today, just j and me, and it was fun. i had coffee with cookie dough and j had pina coloda with coconut. so full. jealous? should be. it was good.

michael is the proud recipient of the passes i won to see the green day dvd screening but i kept the stickers and the key chain rope thing that has a name i can never remember but i think they are cool. i think it starts with "l". if he is ever to win anything, especially if he wins anything at the screening, he is to give whatever it is directly to me, assuming that it is not too manly like a chainsaw or a stack of used pornography.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs that smells like a farm?
~barney

yo mama so old, she owes jesus $3.

what has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
~ half a dog

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs who also lost his head?
~chester

thank you and good night

breakdown (jack johnson)

This is Jack... and this is why I love him.
(double click it for full screen)

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He's so wonderful.

times like these (jack johnson)

what happened?!?!?

i don't know. she wouldn't say. can't fix it. not going to try. all of a sudden she was different again. i thought it might be too good to be true. too much of a good thing. cliche cliche. insert your own here: ______________.

she (green day)

so, jason talking about his luck on the radio reminded me that i recently experienced some luck on the radio too. on sonic they have been giving away tickets to an advanced screening of green day's upcoming dvd. they were telling you what green day song to listen for and you had to be like the 4th caller or something like that. so, friday night, i'm driving home from work and i stop to get gas. i get back in the car and "she" is playing. so i called in (just in case). the dude answers the phone and starts talking to me like we go way back. "so, any plans for the weekend?" "me neither. i'll probably go out with some friends for a few drinks but that'll be about it." after a bit of this, he says "so what can i do for ya?" i said "well, i know you guys have been giving away tickets to screen that new dvd from green day." he says "we have." and i go on to say "so, i get in my car and hear "she" on the radio. i think to myself i wonder if this is the song to call in for. i don't know but i'm gonna call anyway." then the dude goes "so you called anyway?" i say "yup." he says "nope. wrong song. but, you sound pretty great, so i'm gonna give you 2 passes anyways."

YAY ME!!

ps though, i don't think i can use them... d and i both work until 8pm. so i guess i should go pick them up and see when it starts.

hitchin' a ride (green day)

more of my results from quizzes i've taken recently (i've taken a gazillion more than i posted) told me that:
~ i am french food and also a mai tai (gavin and darren are now my little strawberry daquiris)
~ my funky inner hair color is orange
~ my "daddy" is patrick stewert and
~ i should learn to speak spanish. oh, and also, i should live in london.
i never knew these things about myself...

ps.
here's melanie's new car.pretty nice, huh?

the joker (steve miller band)

Me?... why, I like one-liners:

• How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

• So this baby seal walks into a club...

• I used to be indecisive... now I'm not so sure.

• Of course, on the other hand, you have different fingers.

• To err is human... to moo, bovine.

Oh yeah there's more...

...but not now.

piece of crap (neil young)

Today, I have a very short fuse and everyone is walking around flicking lighters. I'm tired. I'm tired of hearing peoples petty problems. I'm tired of them expecting me to fix them somehow. I can't go back in time nor do I have control of the future. I don't care if someone drove on the sidewalk yesterday, and I can't stop pigeons from pooping on your car. Shit happens. Was anyone hurt...no?... then what? Complaining about it doesn't make it go away or stop it from happening again (yes I see the irony in me complaining). There's only one thing I can do i guess... I'm gonna start pooping on cars.

That said... here are some funny cartoons...

shut up already (nofx)

Your Alias Should Be:

Jaqueline Sidney

What Should Your Alias Be?

if i ever disappear... don't look for me... look for jaqueline sidney.

Your Element is Earth

Your power color: yellow Your energy: balancing Your season: changing of seasons Dedicated and responsible, you are a rock to your friends. You are skilled at working out even the most difficult problems. Low key and calm, you are happiest when you are around loved ones. Ambitious and goal oriented, you have long term plans to be successful.

What Element Are You?

wow, it's like they've known me my whole life!!

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

phew... i was worried there for a bit.

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and now for some jokes... some not very appropriate jokes...

did you hear about the paranoid guy with low self-esteem?
he thought that nobody important was out to get him.

why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
because of his coffin.

how do you know if you've passed an elephant?
you can't put the toilet seat down.

what happened to the cannibal who arrived late for the dinner party?
he was given the cold shoulder.

ha!!

do you want to (franz ferdinand)

i've decided to go out for my birthday so tell me what you think...

where should chrissy go for her birthday?

somewhere on whyte the billiard club (i know this is "somewhere on whyte") 5 pin bowling the b-street bar (she will not sing) to hell nowhere (she's too boring) board game party at home other (please specify in the comments section)

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rock star (cypress hill)

hey... did you guys take a look at the link d posted? why not??? you should... hint: it's him playing his guitar. i love and luv him.

my life is soooooo very boring right now. i feel like i should have something to say, but i really don't. justin is here. he's 24. i remember when he was a punk kid turning 18. oh, those were some crazy times... lots of fun... i kinda miss living with all those guys.

pictures, pictures, pictures

untitled (pearl jam)

to follow in the rock theme, here's a link for ya. (if it works, or doesn't, let us know.) be careful, it's kinda loud. jammin'

giant (matt good)

the show was amazing!!! of course i thought it was amazing... it was matt good!! but believe it or not, i do have something negative to say about it... only one acoustic song? seriously? and apparitions? come on, matt!! and also, his mic could have been a bit louder. there, see... i don't think everything he does is unquestionably perfect. but he still did fucking rock!!

the pics are not very good. the first few i took are very blurry cuz i was up at the front and the floor was very bouncy and i also forgot to set the camera for motion. so... they are mostly "ok" pictures. i'm gonna let d play around with them and make them look cooler... i just do the taking and the cropping.

i really wish we could be going to the show again tonight... sigh.

come on baby light my fire (the doors)

spider = thomas
flames = kelly
"bite me" = robyn