good night, good night (hot hot heat)
so i don't think that it had to do with us. we went for ice cream today, just j and me, and it was fun. i had coffee with cookie dough and j had pina coloda with coconut. so full. jealous? should be. it was good.
michael is the proud recipient of the passes i won to see the green day dvd screening but i kept the stickers and the key chain rope thing that has a name i can never remember but i think they are cool. i think it starts with "l". if he is ever to win anything, especially if he wins anything at the screening, he is to give whatever it is directly to me, assuming that it is not too manly like a chainsaw or a stack of used pornography.
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs that smells like a farm?
~barney
yo mama so old, she owes jesus $3.
what has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
~ half a dog
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs who also lost his head?
~chester
thank you and good night
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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
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