shut up already (nofx)

Your Alias Should Be:

Jaqueline Sidney

What Should Your Alias Be?

if i ever disappear... don't look for me... look for jaqueline sidney.

Your Element is Earth

Your power color: yellow Your energy: balancing Your season: changing of seasons Dedicated and responsible, you are a rock to your friends. You are skilled at working out even the most difficult problems. Low key and calm, you are happiest when you are around loved ones. Ambitious and goal oriented, you have long term plans to be successful.

What Element Are You?

wow, it's like they've known me my whole life!!

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

phew... i was worried there for a bit.

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and now for some jokes... some not very appropriate jokes...

did you hear about the paranoid guy with low self-esteem?
he thought that nobody important was out to get him.

why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
because of his coffin.

how do you know if you've passed an elephant?
you can't put the toilet seat down.

what happened to the cannibal who arrived late for the dinner party?
he was given the cold shoulder.

ha!!