to whom it may concern

dear calgary,
did you get all of the snow that you were supposed to? we'll come visit when the weather has less chance of being ridiculous.

dear candice,
i really want to go to the zoo with you. i am mad at the weather for being so unseasonably terrible.

dear the weather,
stop it.

dear butterball,
thank you for making turkey bacon. it is amazing. one more little plus in my adventure to thin town.

dear momma and daddy,
as if you are on a cruise right now. you guys are so cool. it makes me so happy to see you so happy. i love you.

dear fountain tire,
you are so nice. you know who i am when i call and you take such good care of our baby. you help us get airmiles too. thanx.

dear gayle,
congratulations. and i'm sorry. the timing of life sometimes sucks and october seems to be the suckiest of all this year.

dear coffee,
i love you. i hate you. i love you. i hate you. i love you.

dear holly,
when are you going to get here? i am so excited to meet you. your parents are going to be great. they already love you so much. just hurry up already.

dear solo acoustic tours,
you rule. even though you almost made me cry. because of you i got to hear all of my favorite songs.

dear vancouver,
take care of jennifer this week. i need her to come back and help me pick out new glasses.

dear eola,
you are my favorite plant. ps... your name is aloe spelled backwards.

dear japan,
i am so excited to live in you. try to have a job for me to start in september, ok?

dear debt,
thank you for slowly fading away. sorry that we didn't pay much attention to you for awhile.

dear gym,
sometimes it feels like you are very far away and i use that as an excuse to not see you. i'm sorry. i will try harder to see you more often.

dear life,
it's you and me forever dude. so let's do it all. can darren come with us?