ah, my life...

d just used the word "galavanting" in a serious context. i think his 31 is really getting the better of him. it's moved on from his knee and is now affecting his speech.

jennifer and i have decided that we are changing the english language. if you add a silent ph to any word, it can mean something different. usually, it just makes the word that much more severe... ex. weenie becomes wephenie and means a weenie but a much weenier weenie.

i asked d what time it was and he said "it's fuckin' twenty to dinner!" jennifer suggested that i teach kids to tell time like that.

i'm boring. this one time i was really bored and i typed "i am bored" into google and there it was... i am bored dot com. it's a great place for games.

someone called us very early this morning and i don't know who it was. i thought i heard a male and a female voice talking to each other as i picked up and they hung up. who was it?!?!?!

we have no new pictures. sorry. maybe tomorrow. oh wait. the whole galavanting situation...

want to know how the world sends me messages? today i was complaining about a lesson i have to do at elementary next week and i said "my life is so hard!" and then i slammed my head down on what was supposed to be my arm. it was my arm, but my lovely silver bangle was in the way and so i slammed my head down on it and now i have a nice liney bruise in the middle of my forehead. thanks, the world.

i gotta go. my damn wiener kids are listening.

(10 points if you can tell me what show that's from. 50 if you can tell me from which episode)