thursday, friday, saturday

us at sam roberts on thursday night...
sam roberts at sam roberts on thursday night...
chrissy hearts jenny...
look. the people infront of us peed.
flowers from my last day...and today i have new hair!!!

yup, more fat talk

only 3 days left at work. had what you might call a meltdown on monday night. hey chrissy, you have security, respect, support, advancement opportunities... why don't you throw all of that away and go somewhere where no one will understand a word of what you say?!?!?!

we looked at pictures from last summer in nova scotia. so much fun!! i'm feeling really very awful about the weight i've gained since then. i feel like i look way older too. i hate that. what happened to chrissy? well, i guess age finally caught up with her. gonna get my hair cut before we go back. that always helps with the "i am gross" feeling. maybe red hair... but probably not.

i need to see clerksII. yes, need.

always grow

things i have learned in the past week:

being the common couple amongst an additional couple of couples is somewhat awkward and stressful.

if you like a boy, bake him a pie. no, two pies. oh, and don't look directly at him. i heard that he could read your mind and figure out that you like him and if you look at him when he's not looking at you then he won't know but other people will know.

i cannot juggle nor do magic tricks. i definitely can't swallow fire and sword swallowers are unnatural and repulse me.

i have a best friend.

i am a girl

wow. talk about pms. not the psycho i think i need to kill everything bitch for no reason pms but the i am going to cry at the drop of a hat and there doesn't even need to be a hat anywhere around and i will cry cry cry pms.
you are welcome. and also sorry darren.

moment of the day

setting: jennifer's car, approx. 4:30pm, driving along 114st. where all of the new lrt construction is.

scene: the strokes new album is playing on the stereo. jennifer is singing along, operatically to the rock 'n roll. both of our windows are rolled down all the way. we pull up to a red light. to the left of us is a construction site, complete with construction workers. one of them is leaning on a shovel and appears to be looking in our direction. as we come to a stop, jennifer continues her operatic rendition and soon all 5 construction workers are looking at us. i laugh very loudly and jennifer points at them with a "what's up?" nod as we drive away.

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

c: wanna watch buffy tonight?
d: yeah, after family guy though. i can stay up all night. it's my first name.

what?

dead man's chest is very very good. i didn't realize how much i liked it until awhile after we saw it.

i am so good at golf (well, more accurately, i am so good at driving ranging).

we booked our flight to japan. it's going to be close to get everything done on time. but i'm not thinking about it...

matt good is right... k-i-c-k-a-s-s is the way you spell success.

alone on a saturday night

remember when i used to type about things in detail instead of little point form tidbits? ah, those were some good times, huh? these days i'm really only typing out of some sort of obligation that i feel to this blog. i don't really have much to say. really the only things on my mind are the craziness of what we are planning to do and the crapload of work that i have to do until said craziness. oh!! this is on my mind... DEAL WITH IT!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THIS IS FOR US TO DO?!?! IGNORING US IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU ONCE WE ARE GONE. INSTEAD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS PUSHING US AWAY AND PISSING ME OFF. SO GROW THE FUCK UP.

right now in my brain

what is up nelly furtado? you used to want to just fly away and now you are all skanky and singing about promiscuity? nice.

how's it going mother nature? damn, you are hot!!

yesterday jennifer and i drove around shooting water guns out the windows. sorry dude on the bike... you looked like you could use a nice cool down.

hey kids that i talked to today behind the building while you smoked pot and looked extremely uncomfortable holding your pipe. it's ok. i know you do it. does it freak you out more when i don't say anything about it?

dearest jennifer. that's all... you are very dear. don't confuse it with deer though. that is something totally different. you are so not deer.

and what did you do on sunday?

dear daddy,
now i understand.

i cry... again

9:45pm, thursday

chrissy: hello?

helen: hi. i was just talking about you and thought that i should call and say thank you for saving my life.

chrissy: you saved yourself, my dear.

helen: i couldn't have done it without you.

chrissy: well high-five for saving your life!!

helen: you are my hero. i'm going to send you a cookie and it will say "hero" on it. it will be a hero cookie.

then i went on about a hero sandwich and it didn't really make much sense. helen had to go because she was at a party but just called to thank me for saving her life. i hung up the phone and cried. who gets phone calls like that?

ooooooo

this is our tarot card......
(we're so the same)

You Are The Fool

You are a fascinating person who is way beyond the concerns of this world. Young at heart, you are blissfully unaware of any dangers ahead. You are a true wanderer - it has be difficult finding your place in this world. Full of confidence, you are likely to take a leap of faith. Your fortune: You are about to embark on a new phase in your life. This may mean changing locations, jobs, friends, or love status. You are open about what the future will bring, and free of worry. You have made your peace with fate, and you're ready to start down your new path.

What Tarot Card Are You?

lamp.

there is really nothing to write about. no stories to tell. nothing to complain about. anyone want to buy our car?

check out the link for ELIMINATE BONO.com. sign the petition thingy. buy a shirt. it's all for a good cause.
i was on the treadmill at the gym on wednesday night and was watching the oilers game. there i was walking along, walking along, walking along. then pronger scores like 16 seconds into the game and i yell "YESSSSSS!!" then i remember where i am and look around to see many people looking at me, smiling and nodding. they all understood. why must i cause a scene everywhere i go?

huh, i guess i did have a story. lame yes, but a story none the less.

spoiled by technology

i'm at one of our drop-in sites and it has a computer with dial-up internetting. if you are in a hurry or want to look at anything with pictures or sound, don't do it on dial-up. take forever! it has an ergonomic keyboard though. supposed to be good for you but all it's doing right now is pissing me off. so what if i want to use my right hand to press the 6 key. who is this keyboard to tell me that i can't. oh, it does actually feel nice...

sent stuff to japan. now the waiting recommences.

not any new pictures to post... stupid responsibilities and such. maybe i'll go through our old ones and post some.

i went go-karting today. not that fun when you are racing a 13 year old girl who has never driven before in her life but it gets better when you drive up beside her and as she waves at you she doesn't see that she is going off the track and ends up teetering on one of the meridians and then a guy that works there has to come and push her off a curb to get her back on the track. that part was fun.

i am going to finish my bagel now.

holy exhausted batman

that's all... i'm really tired. not sick and tired. just tired. sleepy. not fully awake at any part of the day. tired.

q: how many passport pictures does it take to get to japan?
a: 5,000. just kidding... it's actually 8.

darren is looking at me like i am either a loser, not so smart, or some sort of delicious food. i can't quite tell.

bills, bills, bills. i wish that instead it was girls, girls, girls. but i guess i can't have it all.

are we supposed to plan our own going away party? honestly. i don't know. one for family and one for friends or just one for everybody?

i'll be back with more nothingness.

what? oh, that.

can anyone tell me how to say "i got the job" in japanese? cuz i did!!! we have to be there by august 26th at the latest and i have training and then i start on september 1st. I KNOW!!

other than that...

~ our basement suite is looking pretty sweet (get it? suite and sweet? ha!)
~ apples and peanut butter are delicious
~ i cried lots during buffy last night
~ don't know what to do with my hair
~ i like the shopping with the jennifer (i think i'm gonna get that clock)
~ keep the faith is a damn fine album
~ sooooooooooooo much toooooooooooooooooo dooooooooooooooooooooo

past present and future

i did so very much packing yesterday. i think i may be awesome. not wicked or radical though. but definitely awesome.i have a telephone interview on tuesday night. 9:30pm here, 12:30pm the next day in japan. dude interviewing me is from calgary. we've been talking hockey and weather and sumo wrestling for the past week in our emails.we booked our flights to the t-dot and then to halifax. so excited. it'll be candice's first time flying. also her first time back home in two and a half years. i know, i'm less awesome for saying "the t-dot".don't look at the time of the this post. are you kidding me? i knew you'd look.oilers in anaheim tonight. don't have a good feeling about it. didn't have a good feeling after any of their wins this series though either. roloson has proved to me though that he does in fact know what he's doing and that he isn't just the luckiest in-the-right-place-at-the-right-time goalie ever in the nhl.but enough about me.

zoooooooooooooo

wednesday night on whyte

Welcome To The Blue Mile (click for wicked video)

an estimated 20,000 people were theresome dude slapped my asshigh fiving strangers is unbelievably fun
another playoff series... yessssssssss!!!