c: what time is it?
d: sixteen
d to c: i have hard gas.
c: i didn't brush my teeth yet.
d: me either!!
c: we are gross.
d: we're ok.
d: careful when you lift up the covers.
c: ugh, seriously?
d: it's not too bad.
c: dude, you stink.
d (laughing): i know.
same old karaoke bar...
more fun times...
my new love is megatouch...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, C-TRAIN!! WOOOO-WOOOO!!
hi there. my name is chrissy. i write most of the posts on this blog. i used to use pink as a font color, but i got bored of that and switched to purple. darren, who also posts on the seedy life, types in grey. he doesn't write very much. i think that in the 14 months that we have had this blog, he has posted maybe 10 times.
it became apparent that our faithful readers were having a tough time telling my purple from darren's grey. that is why the switch to green. i don't know which shade of green looks best yet though. so... sorry for the confusion.
the dude downstairs seriously needs to turn his shit down!! i went down there the other day cuz i felt bad about thumping on the floor and he was all nice and sorry. i asked him if he had like a giant kick ass tv and he was like "yeah, got a whole home theatre system." DUDE, YOU LIVE IN AN APARTMENT!! WE CAN FEEL YOUR FABULOUS HOME THEATRE SYSTEM THROUGH OUR FLOOR!! AND GET BETTER TASTE IN MUSIC!!
update: 4:31pm
now i think he's learning to play bass... plugged in!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG!!
things i learned recently by chrissy boone
~ i can do lots of things if i want to
~ kids lie because they don't know how else to deal
~ i am tired of using song titles for blog post titles
~ saturday night live is funny-ish again
~ i am a report writing machine
~ people have a tough time telling purple from grey
~ a room full of chicks learning stripper moves is very fun
what have you learned lately?
*** warning... i may overuse the word "finesse" in this post***
i was at the oilers game tonight. the good ol' hockey game my ass!! i can't even imagine how frustrating it is to be a player having to abide by these new "finesse" rules. as a fan though, i can tell you that i am thoroughly pissed off!
delay of game. let's start there. never in my entire life of hockey fandom have i ever been one to yell at a ref. in fact, i used to watch hockey in another room because it was so annoying to listen to my dad do it during a televised game. tonight, i couldn't help it. pucks get deflected. now we call a penalty each and every time this happens? i call delay of game on the ref for calling it a penalty, having to escort a spiteful player to the box who is complaining all the way because he was called for delay of game. you couldn't just blow the whistle and have a face off?
next, we have the issue of fighting on the ice. "what fighting?" you ask? my point exactly! as soon as any player makes any sort of motion that could imply "i'm about to be unfinesse." there are linesmen and refs all over him. tonight, poor laraque. i hardly noticed him. why? not much ice time when the enforcer isn't allowed near anyone. i remember when i discovered that there was this unwritten rule that gretzky was untouchable. "check him, but do it gently. he's a finesse player, you know." i was so mad. that's not hockey. and now the whole game is like that.
just so we're clear... i'm still a hockey fan. there's no denying that i saw a great game tonight. but this isn't the same nhl i grew up living and breathing and loving.
C says:
\i am having trouble typing today
The Ass End Of Seedy says:
me too
C says:
we are so the same
C says:
NOT
C says:
haha
C says:
i am funny
The Ass End Of Seedy says:
yup
C says:
am i "annoying"?
The Ass End Of Seedy says:
no because i don't hear you
C says:
haha now you are funny
The Ass End Of Seedy says:
yup
C says:
it's fun, right?
The Ass End Of Seedy says:
it's ok
c = chrissy
the ass end of seedy = darren
we took jen her couch. mike helped and since she is mad at him she played all "sick" and complained about how she has nothing to eat and it's his fault. then she text messaged him that they aren't friends anymore. WE ARE NOT PRESSURING YOU TO PAY US BACK. STOP BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE. GET A JOB CLOSER TO YOUR HOUSE SO YOU CAN'T USE THE EXCUSE THAT IT'S TOO FAR TO GO TO WORK. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO START OVER. DO IT! that's what i wanted to yelltalk to her. but i didn't. i don't think i said anything actually.
i = tired of a lot of things
ps
thanx for the couch auntie p & c-unit (you know who you are)
blah blah blah. goals for 2006. blah blah blah. well, i don't want to be left out. you know how much i hate being left out. but instead of your boring-old-same-as-every-other-year resolutions, i've got some "notes to self". they are like this:
* i like sleeping in
* plants like when you talk to them
* write stuff down
* keep taking too many pictures
* clean clothes are easier to find when you put away the laundry as soon as it is done
* bake some things
* 2 out of 4 closets are full of crap
* splurging once in 5 years in ok
and that's all i got. of course the whole japan thing fits in there, but that's common knowledge. as is the gym thing and the finacially stable thing, etc. etc.
byeeeeee
