the amazing haiku talents of seedy

haikus are awesome
though sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.
(d)

you are beautiful
like dew drops on a daisy
oh wait. not you. me.
(c)the weather is hot
like spicy with sexy salt
but soon it will rain
(c)

the rain came and went
dissolving the sexy salt
just kidding, you can't
(d)you are sleeping now.
the room, she smells of tacos.
sleep, my handsome, sleep.
(c)

working all the time.
i forget what you look like.
hooker noodles. what?
(c)

so i may be the biggest idiot on the face of the planet. why this time? well you see, yesterday after working at the store, i was on my way to entrance 50. jennifer was picking me up and we were going to her place to make butter chicken. i was a few minutes late so i was walking swiftly. i see a dude walking around followed by another dude with a camera. "oh my god. that is totally pauly shore!!" i say in my head. then, oh wow, then... pauly shore grabbed my hand and asked me to walk around the mall with him. I KNOW!!! what did i do? i said "i'm sorry, but i have to go." IDIOT!!

i'm changing font colors again. back to green. ish.

so robyn growing up = smiling for pictures. i like it.

ah, sherwood park.

oh my god i totally made that and it was delicious. i had to pound the chicken and everything. it's ok to think i'm amazing.

boiled eggs and jam on toast for breakfast. grilled cheese and tomato soup for lunch. i should just have liver and onions for supper and complete the trifecta. capital f i'm old.